"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous person to be around.
*sings the 12 Days of Christmas song*
*gets to the part about 5 golden rings*
*sonic bursts through the wall and i start screaming*
ho ho ho, you’re too slow
WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
What if Nora has viking parents, like super huge buff viking parents (and I mean both of them) and every time Ren comes over they get super excited and bear hug him like just affectionately crush him in their arms
imagine the first time it happens and afterwards he’s just HEAVILY BREATHING and Nora doesn’t think it’s strange or extreme or anything she’s just ‘I THINK THEY LIKE YOU’ and Ren’s inner monologue is like ‘more like I THINK THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME??’
imagine dinner at the Valkyries’ being really raucous and like they eat shit tons of food like a huge Thanksgiving dinner EVERY NIGHT and Ren eats daintily and Mister Valkyrie is just putting more food on his plate and trying to get him to eat more and Nora’s parents keep mentioning how thin he is and they’re just DO THEY NOT FEED YOU AT YOUR HOUSE??? and he just smiles awkwardly but then Nora eats all his food anyway so it’s fine
Headcanon: Nora’s daddy is Stoic the Vast.
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing