averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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egobus:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

update: when I told my mom about this post she told me that the boys actually ran to their mom to tell on me and their mom told them that they deserved it because they started the fight and let me continue to pressure wash her backyard and children

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iwillstillopenthewindow:

Here are some effective alternative ways to say “I love you”

  • "I’m here!"
  • "As long as I’m here, you’re invincible."
  • "I’ll have to defeat you, and I’ll be the last one standing. I promise I’ll defeat you. Even if it takes me ten years or twenty years, I will."
  • (as a reply to the one above)…

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sailor-sloth:

mtvgeneration:

an outfit, a day

agh this looks amazing!!

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  • What they say to kids who want pets:Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids:Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

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krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

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o-o-h child, things are gonna get easier

(Source: chnspine)

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iwillstillopenthewindow:

kagehina + looking at the other (while the other is not looking) during time-outs

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purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

(Source: purplefridge-archive)

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